" A police officer attempts to save a man jumping from a balcony at a highrise apartment building in downtown Philadelphia, Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2003. The Hopkinson House in the Washington Square neighborhood was partially evacuated Wednesday after fire engulfed at least two units on the upper floors. Police said a man arguing with his girlfriend set fire to an apartment in the downtown highrise that engulfed at least two units on the upper floors before he plunged from a 24th-floor balcony to his death,police said Wednesday."

"Division sends out carefully aimed rays of greed at passing Londoners who will remain infected for up to 30 years. The ductwork here was completely renewed by The Omelette Dog during the Second World War and features the same tin tubing that can be found at Slartisfgh. Satan was retrieved via Division when he suffered his second hernia."

"The cast-iron doors of Abracadansler were melted by the Great Fire of Middlesbrough in 1771 and will be replaced when Coros the Jackdaw returns from Betelgeuse in March 2534. It is this entrance which sucks in coldness for use during ice-ages. David Keeble was reassembled here."

This is a scary one!

"Vowo mi is the delivery point for the devils honey supply. The beehives of England have for centuries organised thrice-monthly deposits of best honey here in return for being allowed to live without satanic interference. The connection to the core is a simple plastic tube, 12cm in diameter. Scientists working for the government of Harold Wilson released a tiny survey vehicle into Vowo mi in 1961 almost immediately losing radio contact with the probe's passenger the spider-monkey Kiki. Kiki is now the devil's osteopath and can speak fluent Karatakak. Vowo mi has a good vibe and a pleasing aspect."

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. There's 56 entrances to hell on the front page. I spent hours at this site, and will try and add some that I know about.