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31 December 2003   

 

New Years party with the dancing kids

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We stayed in again this New Year's Eve. This time with the kids kept awake.
We danced, and played pirates with Bradley. We were going to watch TV, I guess, but halfway through a pre booked Santa Clause 2 Telewest Cable stopped working. The telephones still worked, so did the internet, but no TV!

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Never mind we had a great time, watching the fireworks at midnight from the upstairs windows - magical.

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I think both me and Amanda were slightly pissed at the end (1am), and thankfully Esme lay in till 11:30am and Bradley till 12:30. When he awoke, he told me he had a "lovely sleep."

 


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29 December 2003   

 

Xmas dinner at the outlaws

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I'm told to come to Auntie Alison's for a dinner. Amanda did the cooking, and Gail (Her other sister) and Simon, with Charlie and James and their dad Frank (Grandad Frank) all are there.

Here Frank and Gail.

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Alison and Gail.

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Amanda, Esme, Francis (Esme's cousin - Alison's daughter) and Auntie Alison.

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Charlie (Simon and Gail's eldest and Frank's oldest gradchild) Simon and Amanda.

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The lovely, delicious Christmas Pudding made by Amanda, with copious booze added over the past weeks, set alight, though can't see the flames with the flash.

 


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28 December 2003   

 

Sales shopping with Esme's push chair

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It's a nightmare anyway, but with Esme pushing her pram in a zig-zag across the path of everybody walking towards her...
And not one of them had a smile on their face, far too busy in shopping mode, than to appreciate the push chair gag.

While Amanda took some stuff back to a shop, and we waited outside, Esme insisted on taking photos of her pushchair which came out all blurred, so I took this one.

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Why do kids do exactly what you don't want them to do?

I asked if they could stand together so I could take a picture. Esme hid behind the shop front, and Bradley slithered on the floor.

 


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27 December 2003   

 

Snowy Brecon Beacons on way home

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Just had to stop on the top of the Brecon Beacons to take these pix. This was the first proper snow I've seen all year.

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We pulled over at the Story Arms so the kids could watch the sledding. There were dozens of people there just to catch the first snow.

 


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A visit to the stables

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A big hug before we leave on our customary visit to the stables.

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This horse had a broken legs, and wasn't allowed out. They hung a ball up to occupy him, keep him from getting bored.
The horse bit me.

 


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26 December 2003   

 

A Boxing Day walk before the snow

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It was only when I looked through the camera that I saw the coming storm, blowing south from the Beacons. Looks like snow I say. Five minutes later, and after only just arriving and to Esme and Bradley's chagrin we start walking back home. Amanda and I are fucking freezing! My checks are numb, ears about to drop off...
We make it home just in time, it does indeed begin to snow.

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Green, green, grass of home.

 


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25 December 2003   

 

Xmas day playing with presents

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Cute, very cute! Except for Amanda wearing my socks.

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We made quite a few boobs with the presents, this was one meant for Bradley, I figured that he would want dressing up stuff, because Esme has loads already, but he's not into it... She is. Looks like another swap.

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Nanna still in her night clothes helps Bradley with his battery operated digger, which is a great success.

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Drums again for our musical Bradley. These are drumless drum sticks.

 


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Xmas morning unwrapping presents

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Esme spots that Bradley has more big presents than her, though the difference is marginal, it's quite important to her. I think it's a mark of how good she's been through out the year.

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But, she's got loads of good stuff, and is thrilled with many of them.

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Most of the shots were much more blurred than this, and it make it looks as though Bradley's tearing through the unwrapping, as it is, he's the slowest most dainty unwrapper I've ever seen.

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Because of his slowness, Esme's long finished her unwrapping, and this makes her angst over the number and size of presents more marked. She offers to help Bradley. Of course, he declines her kind offer.

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Presents everywhere. They have a pile each off us, and a pile each of the grand parents.

 


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24 December 2003   

 

Final Xmas shopping and escalator rides

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You can't beat a good escalator ride. This is in one of the new shops in Telford. Here we go up and I warn, "remember to jump off, watch the end!"

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Bradley's a little nervous and takes his time, while Esme's long gone.

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It must be utterly fantastic, riding on escalators, looking through the glass as we decend.

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He can't get used to the sides not moving, while he does.

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Neither can esme and her hand slip..

 


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Chips for Christmas Eve lunch

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I'm told to get out of the house and to take the kids with me. Amanda wants to pack the car for our trip to Nanna's in Wales.
Bradley passes a shop we don't usually go in, and spys some crisps. I say we don't go in there and he plays up, screaming and shouting, so I tell him he can go in by his self. Which he starts to do, stops, and shouts, top of his voice, "give me some money!"
Cold shivers run down my spine.
He buys packets of biscuits (on his own), and is eating them in the pic above.

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Esme bought the pop, by herself. (She just reminded me about this, as she peers over my shoulder as I type.0
We go to the chippy, and have a sit down. Which brings much amusement to the staff. And to us.

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Bradley tells knock-knock jokes to two gilrs, aged about 10, at the next table.

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And Esme insists on taking a picture from outside.

 


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The little park, Brad wees, discovers ice

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We take a walk to the park, the little one. As soon as we arrive, Bradley announces that he needs to "wee-wee."
Where else can we do it? Next to a tree. And Esme protects, not that there's anybody else in the little park, far too cold for that.

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And with a "ha-ha-harrr!" He completes the job, by doing the little shake.

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And a proud smile for the camera, once I've pulled his pants and trousers up.

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Bloody cold! Even the trees look cold.

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But still they manage to run around, and I want to come home after only being there 20 minutes or so, they argue and argue that they should stay.

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Esme discovers a bit of ice, and wants to take it home.

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Bradley's just amused by how cold it is, and how it's melting.

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Initially, Esme didn't want to go into the push chair, afraid that someone from school may see her perhaps? She said, "I'm not a baby anymore," when I asked her to hop in, and she walked all the way to the shops.

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We had to wait ages here for Bradley to stamp on every piece of ice in this frozen puddle.

 


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22 December 2003   

 

Last day of school for Esme

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I suppose there's a load of things to do on the way home from school. For the past few days, it's been that we shouldn't walk Bradley's secret way, we should go the other way around the bingo hall.
For one reason, I think, that she can walk across the wall, balancing.
 


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On the swings in the Little Park

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Head back roaring with laughter.

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It's an old game: I stand too close as they swing back, and the kick me. I over react, throwing my arms up, shouting, 'ouch' or some such, and curse. And this happens time and time again.
At first Esme's away in the distance, but on hearing Bradley's chortling she looks up, smiles, and runs over.
Esme can climb into the swing on her own. Mind, she could do that, probably a year ago.
Two kicks up Daddy's arse and it's the other's turn.
 


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Bradley makes a cake

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Bradley took this of me. With a beard! (Me, not Bradley.)

 


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21 December 2003   

 

Esme the fairy queen

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Esme's constantly writing letters, it seems, even when she's a fairy. Today, she wanted to get changed, just so she could write letters.
Fairies to die for. She's looking in the mirror at her wings. Dunno why. But wonderful pose, on top of our blue, sea shells toilet seat. esmeFairyBrad.jpg

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Bradley says 'Stop bus!'

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Big thing for Bradley. When the bus comes, I say, 'stick your hand out 'Bradley.' And he does, saying over and over 'stop bus!'
When the bus stops, he jumps up and down, 'I did it, I did it!'
Of course, everybody on the bus sees him, and the driver (with a big grin on his face) stops, exactly by his hand. As we walk up the bus, everybody seems to be smiling.

Good to have such an effect.
(Amanda bought the hat, just to annoy me, and Grandad in Wales, I doubt if he'll be allowed to wear it when we go down there for Xmas.)

 


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Alex's birthday

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After this, I read how to correct red eye properly.
The huge ball pool was as deep as Bradley's waist. I'd have loved this stuff when I was their age.

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Strange distortion. She's swinging, and moving quite fast, I guess when I took this.
Francis is Alex's younger sister. And Most of the time I didn't see either Esme not Francis as they played together nealry tthroughout the whole party.

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They even get on so well, other people comment on it.
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Harriot, Alex's sister. And Esme's and Bradley's other cousin.
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The dinner worked out quite well. Even some for the grown ups.

 


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A scooter and trike ride to Dawley

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A deserted Sunday. I take them out on their respective locomotion devices. Bradley's a tough geezer. He peddles all the way on his little trike. Esme speeds too fast on her scooter - much to fast for my liking.

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But we have to stop to look at Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer. Well, who could pass this shop window without looking at Rudolf?

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And testing their balance. Funny, how we cannot pass these little walls without balancing.

 


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20 December 2003   

 

Esme's school play

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Very bad light for the camera, this was the only shot that's usable. Esme is the blurry figure mid, front left. I managed to get some on video, but the battery gave out just seconds into her performance.

She'd been practicing the mouse dance, and was by far the most accomplished of the assembled mice.

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Some of the other kids. One by one those on the stage rose to give some part of the narrative. Something about a lost kitten, I think.

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Somewhere to the far left is our little mouse.

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Amanda, Bradley and Grandad Frank in the background. I think he loved it too.

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The lights came on and Mr. Sanderson, the head teacher gave a thank you to us, the actors, teachers, and everybody he could think of.

 


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Xmas at Wonderland

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I'll have to question Amanda about this trip, she took them, I didn't go, so I've no idea what goes on in these pix.

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Esme's school fair

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Much anticipated - the School Fair! We arrive, very keyed up. And cold. Esme's like a little girl possessed. We must arrive early!

Inside, it's very, very crowded

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We're soon in Esme's classroom, there's no room at all, and we squeeze through to the stalls, to enter the lucky dip and other contests, soon, we've won chocolate and some tiny figures, and a purple horse thing.

And Esme sees all her teachers.

I soon realise the reason she desperately wanted to come. She's been making Xmas Crackers all day at school, and if she didn't get there in time, some one else may buy hers. Obviously, it's a scam by the school to ensure they want to come, and get there on time.

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She's happier then Jack McHappy, winner of last year's MR Happy contest. There's sweets and chocolate inside her cracker. She even gives one to Bradley.

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It's a long pensive wait in the queue. Moving up one chair at a time, sometimes three.

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We finally get in. And I say come on Bradley. Santa says, "hello Bradley!" Bradley turns to me and says, "he knows my name!"

And he doesn't forget to test to see if he's the real Santa. The real Santa says, 'ho, ho, ho' when he laughs. So, Bradley has a prepared joke, especially for the occasion...

"Why does, beedy beed?" Asks Brad.
"I don't know, why does beedy beed," says Santa.
"Because beedy beedy beed," says Bradley, covering up his increasingly contagious laugh with his hand.
"Ho ho ho! That's the best joke I've heard all night," Says Santa.
Bradley turns to me and exclaims, "It is Santa!"

 


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19 December 2003   

 

Putting up the Xmas tree

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I dunno how it became my job, but here I am helping putting up the tree with little helpers. I know it's gonna take ages, especially with the little helpers.
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Sorting out the correct branches and placing them in the correct holes is difficult enough.

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Then, putting the lights and decorations on. I let then rip first, sticking them all on the bottom, where they can reach I guess.
No Bradley, that's not supposed to go on the tree. Or, are you showing the fish the tree?

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Finished, with my rearranging. Which lasts all of one day.

Looks lovely, or it did.

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How to Get Your Products Featured in the Mainstream Press

I guess it's more about knowing or getting to know individual journalists. Which is one of my tasks for next year.


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How To Get A Book Deal With Your Blog

"The secrets of blog-to-book success."


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National strategy for technology nets £150million

"New government procurement guidelines to make government a more 'intelligent customer'"

Don't make me laugh.

"We want the UK to be a key knowledge hub in the global economy: a country with a reputation not only for outstanding scientific and technological discovery, but also for turning that knowledge into new and exciting products and services," said Science and innovation minister Lord Sainsbury, who has been leading a review of innovation policy.

Blogs connect innovative people, forces them into thinking before they write, and allows rapid peer collaboration and correction.


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UK: More than 1 in 5 are obese

It is going to be a more serious health problem than smoking.
If you are obese at 18, you are twice as likely to be dead at 50 than if you are at desirable weight. We are going to see significant numbers of people dying before their parents.
We are up against a food industry that is far bigger than the tobacco lobby ever was.

Very worrying. I see pictures on the net of ordinary Americans enjoying a night out, and they are nearly always very fat, very fat. And now Esme's going to school, the number of very fat kids is astonishing. Even at the swimming pool, it's shocking.

When I was a kid there was only one fat kid in the class, sure he was teased. In Esme's class there's 3 or 4 really fat kids, mainly boys. (¾ are boys anyway.)
 


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17 December 2003   

 

The Problem With Presentations

"Presentations are as much about slides as poetry is about handwriting."

Lovely overview and advice for creating a presentation, and getting up there and doing it. I'll be making several presentations and pitches next year, and this really is going to be a big help.


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IE Overhaul Part of Windows XP SP2

"Microsoft's soon-to-be-released [Q2 2004] service pack for Windows XP will come with a major security-centric overhaul to the company's flagship Internet Explorer browser, including a new add-on management and crash detection tool and several modifications to the browser's default security settings."

Mainly security, no PNG nor better CSS2, sadly.


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Saddam was turning into Santa

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Funny old world - innit?


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16 December 2003   

 

E-Commerce News: 10 Ways To Increase Your Search Engine Ranking

Be suspicious of sites that claim to mass-submit your URL to many dozens or hundreds of search engines. There are less than 10 major search engines that you should care about being listed in.

I'd take that a bit further... There really is only one. Google. Alright, two. Yahoo.
Not a bad article, though nothing new (I've been reading such for years). It's the new content and links to your site that are really important, once you've mastered meta tags, good titles and a wide breadth of content.


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Nokia Content Syndication Program

"The Nokia Content Syndication Program (NCSP) offers direct links to Nokia documents, toolkits, videos, images, etc., all through standard XML and JavaScript interfaces."

Phwoar! A tonne of channels to pick from. Glad to see so many very large names coming into the syndication fold. (No RSS2.0 feeds though.)
I'll have to decide which ones to pick: thinking of XHTML, Symbian and MMS initially.


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UserLand Announces New Management Team

""UserLand has advanced products and deep customer base. We will continue to support that base and intensify our focus on the enterprise. In the near term, we expect to be enhancing Manila with improved authentication and single sign-in support, making it even easier to deploy secure weblog based solutions," said Scott Young, chief executive officer of UserLand Software. "These are features that our academic and government customers have also requested." "

New management team. (Go for it chaps.) Going after the corporate customer sounds quite sensible. The blogging public market has moved on, looking not for features but crowds, while the corporate has no real software to blog in an intranet environment except Traction or "Manila" which can be combined with "Radio".

On a related note I found an article, Blogging software for intranet applications. Though it doesn't mention Manila, which is odd, since it's the oldest of its type, and fulfills all of the criteria, it does outline the requirements of an intranet blogging system.


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UK Gov. wants internet access for all by 2008

"Access to online services through a digital network includes both narrowband and broadband services as well as digital terrestrial, cable and satellite TV. It also includes the new generation of mobile phones that work with 3G technology and can access a pared-down version of certain internet sites."

Nice idea. Of course, I'd want to go further, giving people a way to write on the web - to be producers as well as consumers. Get all of the UK blogging. Now that would be a competitive advantage for UK plc.


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15 December 2003   

 

CSS image maps

"Traditional image maps, though, don’t work well with text-only browsers, and they aren’t as efficient or versatile as many newer techniques."

Handy. And just in time. I need to do an image map, and was wondering what to do with it.


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Bridging the many digital divides

From the World Summit on the Digital Divide: we know about the language, cost and sexual divides (mostly English, cost of computers education and mainly men) but hadn't thought about this point:

"There is a commercial divide. E-commerce is linking some countries and companies ever more closely together. But others run the risk of further marginalization. Some experts describe the digital divide as one of the biggest non-tariff barriers to world trade."

This is quite serious, not just for the foundry down the road, but also between countries. For sure the UK ties to the US are strengthened, but without other counties it makes the internet a poorer place in competition and in depth of character. I wish more could speak English, and more were able to blog.

From ITH: The 400,000 residents of Luxembourg have more Internet capacity than all of Africa's 760 million inhabitants.
And: At the meeting's conclusion, some said one of its greatest achievements was that government leaders from a broad spectrum of countries had unanimously embraced the Internet as a key to their political progress, economic growth and social development.


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14 December 2003   

 

Indications Saddam Was Not in Hiding But a Captive

saddamcaptured.jpg "According to DEBKAfile analysts, these seven anomalies point to one conclusion: Saddam Hussein was not in hiding; he was a prisoner."

I don't believe this, but still, worth thinking about, not that it matters.


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12 December 2003   

 

Iranian Blogs challenge President

Amazing that Iran is deeper into blogging than UK. When will Tony Blair say the word 'blog'?

Iranian bloggers challenge the President in the Summit: It all started from a post on the Geneva Summit's blog, DailySummit, asking Iranians to report on the Net censorship. Then, they asked them to post their questions for the Iranian President, who was going to have a press conference. Then reporters asked the questions from the president: Is the there a blacklist for Iranian websites? Do you read Persian weblogs? How hard is it to connect to the Net in Iran? Later they asked tougher questions from the Minister of Telecommunications: Why don't they public the blacklist? Why Sina Motallebi, the blogger, was arrested? Isn't the summit about how technology benefits democracy and human rights? Blogs can definitely be a big part of the answer. [MetaFilter]

 Source: MetaFilter; 12/12/2003; 10:45:02.
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Gigantic dinos 'floated in water'

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"Sauropods - the largest and heaviest dinosaurs that ever existed - floated in water"

Also from the BBC: Maybe dinosaurs weren't burnt alive by meteor. And from last year, maybe they were freezing before the meteor arrived.
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Whale nursery discovered in Chile

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"Aerial and marine surveys in 2003 recorded at least 11 mother and calf pairings, suggesting the area was indeed being used to rear whale calves."Along with the rest of humanity, I love blue whales. More pix here.


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Weaving the web

When Tim Berners-Lee invented the web he anticipated that we'd all want to write as well as read. The first web browser could edit web pages as well as display them.

I didn't know that. I used Mosaic then Netscape 1, designing my first site to work with both browsers. But I don't remember Mosaic being two way.


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Poke the eye out of camera phones

"Blogging and IM are just an extension of what corporations fear from employees using email - if they get sued, look what they've left behind." It's true, as we've noted before, that companies who have successfully stayed out of trouble have very strict policies about what's written. "

Making it tough for companies to release the power of freedom. This is FUD in all it's gory detail. Staying out of trouble is one thing, and they're only talking about very big companies, but when it come to the smaller companies, who can move faster, have more determination, and freedom to think — they can reap the rewards of new technology, rather than fearing it.


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DEBKAfile: new type of explosive for suicide bombers

"The next Hamas suicide bomber can kill without strapping a bomb belt to his body. DEBKAfile’s counter-terror sources reveal the new type of explosive going into use after the collapse of the Cairo ceasefire talks as being much smaller and lighter while packing a much larger bang. It is compressed enough to be carried in a small bag or hidden in the killer’s clothes. A vest can be soaked in its liquefied form. Improved detonators and timers enable the bomber to start the countdown before he reaches target. By the time he is searched at the entrance to a mall or bus station, the bomb is on timer."


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11 December 2003   

 

Sex sells, especially to Web surfers

"The average user is "looking at 121 pages, going back six times and spending an hour and seven minutes every month looking at adult-related material.""

I wonder if I should bring back sexblogs?


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10 December 2003   

 

Part of a large HP campaign

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A campaign in California. Lot's of good comments in the post.


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Top 20 Definitions of Blogging

Very useful list of ideas for blogging. There's probably a million other reasons to add to this list.


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The dullest blog in the world

"I became aware that my spectacles were not sitting quite correctly on my nose. Using my hand I moved them slightly, thereby making them feel more comfortable. This adjustment completed I continued with my activities."

Nothing else to say.


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09 December 2003   

 

US on top in tech competitiveness

"Governments and companies should keep investing in IT if they want their economies to flourish, the WEF said."

The UK really should pull it's socks up. Having seen what Government organisations do with money, spending far too much on completely the wrong solution, while the right solutions are far cheaper...
I guess it's the same everywhere, or perhaps not.

  1. United States
  2. Singapore
  3. Finland
  4. Sweden
  5. Denmark
  6. Canada
  7. Switzerland
  8. Norway
  9. Australia
  10. Iceland
  11. Germany
  12. Japan
  13. Netherlands
  14. Luxembourg
  15. United Kingdom
  16. Israel
  17. Taiwan
  18. Hong Kong
  19. France
  20. S.Korea


1487 Also posted to: cyberSaps , warBlog . At: 12:20:50 PM  . .
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UN warns of population surge, worst case up to 134 trillion

"An average fertility of 1.85 children per woman would result in a population of just 2.3 billion, whereas an average of 2.35 would yield 36.4 billion [by 2300.]"


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Top Bush Team Divided over Next Iraq Moves

"Should US troop resources be divided between safeguarding the transition and fighting off guerrillas? Or should they stick to field combat plain and simple?"

Should they hide behind tanks or get out on the street protecting Iraqis from criminal gangs?

Afganis said about the Taliban, 'at least they brought order.' This is surely what Iraqis will need. Then, maybe they'll come over to the US's side and help against the insurgents.


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Support for higher taxes doubles

Survey 20 years ago found 32% of voters thought public spending should be increased - now figure is 63%

And left and right are moving closer on the welfare state. Interesting how people are now seeing, 'you get what you pay for.' For example: Every patient to have electronic health records by 2010


1484 Also posted to: warBlog . At: 11:33:53 AM  . .
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Coke does music DRM in Europe

In different shapes and forms, we now have Apple, Microsoft, Dell, HP, Napster, Pepsi, Coke and maybe even Wal-Mart hawking songs online. All of these companies are rushing to enter a business with atom thin margins at best and business sinking losses at worst. In almost every case, the motive is to link to a larger sale be it pricey iPods or placing a brand in the consumer's face for other, profit-making goods.


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Blogging will have the same effects to journalism as Napster & P2P to the music industry

So what would I do if I was the editor of a major press title ?

  • put all my content and articles in a permalink, blogging form in addition to print
  • make it available in RSS, at least short transcripts
  • give authors (journalists) credit under their name
  • integrate advertising in feeds
  • get my cost structure as low as possible and redistribute earnings to the authors according to the audience they get from what they write.

I'll have more to say on this in the morning, [past midnight here] but the business model won't work. They're too dinosaur to pull it off. Ads in RSS feeds would make me puke, and for Radio, I'd make a tool to delete them. Unless they're good like GoogeAds.

I'd get the advertisers to blog.


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Lunches and lies in newspapers

Perfect! My arse. Much of the professional journalism I read these days, isn't well or thoroughly researched, and with their penchant for being easily swayed by advertising purchases, fancy PR releases, or nice lunches, I tend never to think of them as being authoritative anymore. I need consensus or fact checking of my own in a search of google with the word blog in the string. Collective thought, as smart as the smartest person in the network - which can be quite big on the net.

OK for sure some journalists look deep, hard into their stories, and they get good reps, but far too many ordinary joes are out there, under the guise of a seemingly  respectable title. It's a big world with many titles on the net, many covering the same stories.

But even these lesser journalists can find redemption in blogging, if they open comments, and 'grow' their knowledge, and the article. Changing or modifying or adapting the article live, as their knowledge grows. If only they too used the power of the network as a collective, collaborative effort to 'perfection.'

 This is much different then high quality newspapers where a complete hierarchy of editors slows down the publishing process, but also secures a perfect quality all over the paper.

There are millions of blogs out there now, when I need an opinion or help, there's usually something written in a blog or discussion group that I found in Google.

On-line journalists, these days, only bring me the TV headlines in more detail. (I gave up my printed newspaper over four years ago.) They have correspondents all over the world, these, we'll always need, but on the net, I also want to read the thoughts of the ordinary citizen, to check the facts, to add colour, perspective, 'the other side of the story.'

These things are far more important to me now I have been educated about the distortions of the media, the gagging and spinning, mis-direction, and the black art of misinformation.

Never trust that what you read in a newspaper. Or a blog. Check it yourself using millions of brains.


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08 December 2003   

 

Radio-Locator

342 Radio Stations were found in United Kingdom.

Not all are internet stations, but still... Dead handy engine for finding worldwide internet radio stations.


1480 Also posted to: cyberSaps . At: 3:45:35 PM  . .
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PC Mag: review of Blog Tools

We tested the best of the bunch. In addition, we looked at one application for those who prefer to host their own.

Doesn't look as though they've researched this well at all. But I guess, to cover each tool in a few paragraphs, you're bound to leave a lot out. From my point of view they've totally misjudged weblogger or rather "Manila". They said it was for groups? 99% Of my Villa bloggers are single editors.


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Revealed: the Iraqi colonel who told MI6 that Saddam could launch WMD within 45 minutes

"...The WMD have been hidden at secret locations by the Fedayeen and are still in Iraq. "Only when Saddam is caught will people talk about these weapons," he said."

Such a big country, and only a very small number of people would need to know their exact location. These are the weapons that scare the shit out of me. Imagine what they could do in the middle of London.


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How billions in oil money spawned a global terror network

The Saudi Connection: The CIA's Illicit Transactions Group isn't listed in any phone book. There are no entries for it on any news database or Internet site...

There's ten pages in this report, haven't the time to read it all now, but it looks well worth the read this evening.


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Economy 'set for strong growth'

"Gordon Brown has given an upbeat assessment of the economy in a preview of this week's pre-Budget report."

I dig that the global economy is growing (though CeBit is very small this year because of "economic downturn in Europe"), and that we've been growing for some time, so I see his point, but I worry that an al-Qaeda attack could change that in the blink of an eye. Also, a house price recession is surely just around the corner, and with record breaking consumer debt and increasing, albeit slowly, interest rates...

I ain't confident Gordon, not confident at all.


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Final Days in the Life At Jennicam

After seven years Jennicam is ending. Probably because of PayPal stopping her account due to 'nudity.' Which is strange, as that was the whole reason why she was once getting millions of viewers every week. I guess the profits have nose dived over that time, there's been many, many more copyists who are far more lewd (and younger), and seven years of living in a fish bowl — well, anyone would get fed up of that. [Via MetaFilter]

While I'm at it, and also via MetaFilter, LesbianPhoneCall.com delivers you a phone call from a genuine lesbian!
Choose from:

  • Bull Dyke (Militant Lesbian)
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  • Lesbian Film Critic
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Nanoaudiences for blogs

"...Blogs with a dozen readers are often successful on their authors' terms."
True. I did like their research the other day, and I believe that many bloggers blog not just for traffic, but also for themselves. I blog about my kids, certainly not for traffic, but for posterity. I blog about business, so I've got a reference when I need something, and blog about politics and war to vent some steam.


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509 Bandwidth Limit Exceeded

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Major bummer. I switched over from Radio's referers because they were too slow, it held up my page loads, to blogPatrol, is it six months(?) now.
I think it's time I bit the bullet and wrote my own from my raw logs. Then I can do far more anyway.
I'd like to receive a daily emailed RSS'd referer log, hits, unique visitors and search queries. I suppose I could go the whole hog and get 404s, clients and a bunch of other things too. Though, I guess it's just referers that I crave.


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06 December 2003   

 

SmartyPants

SmartyPants is a free web publishing plug-in for Movable Type, Blosxom, and BBEdit that easily translates plain ASCII punctuation characters into “smart” typographic punctuation HTML entities.
SmartyPants can perform the following transformations:

  • Straight quotes ( " and ' ) into “curly” quote HTML entities
  • Backticks-style quotes (``like this'') into “curly” quote HTML entities
  • Dashes (“--” and “---”) into en- and em-dash entities
  • Three consecutive dots (“...”) into an ellipsis entity

I was thinking of writing an equivalent for Radio, but even though I'm a trained typographer, I think it's too much of a problem when quoting from sites that use smart punc, I'll skip it.


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Al Qaeda tape likely used to rally, recruit

An al Qaeda video, which appeared this week on an al Qaeda-affiliated Web site, shows the September 11, 2001, attack on New York's World Trade Center as filmed from an angle sources in Washington said they had not seen before.

Also more chatter in 'the channels.' Let's be careful out there, people.


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www.smh.com.au - Cartoons act like cocaine

"A search for the mind's "funny bone" has shed new light on the mysteries of merriment, revealing that the reason humour is addictive is that it activates "reward centres" in the brain"


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The Blogging Iceberg

"Most Little Seen, Quickly Abandoned
Survey of 3,634 blogs on eight leading blog-hosting services to develop a model of blog populations. Based on this research, Perseus estimates that 4.12 million blogs have been created on these services: Blog-City, BlogSpot, Diaryland, LiveJournal, Pitas, TypePad, Weblogger and Xanga.

  • 92.4% of blogs created by people under the age of 30.
  • Females are slightly more likely than males to create blogs, accounting for 56.0% of hosted blogs.
  • the number of hosted blogs created to exceed five million by the end of 2003 and to exceed ten million by the end of 2004.
  • Those who abandoned blogs tended to write posts that were only 58% as long as the posts of those who still maintained blogs, which simply indicates that those who enjoy writing stick with blogs longer."


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Testing the Three-Click Rule

"Applying the Three-Click Rule leads to a number of design suggestions, such as putting global navigation on every page and making a navigation hierarchy shallow and wide. While these suggestions seem a natural extension of the Three-Click Rule, they assume the rule is worth following."

Very good article. I've always believed that there are no sites on the internet, all pages.
If you enter a site via a search engine, and have the time, you'll look deeper than three clicks if the page you landed on is close enough to your search criteria. If it ain't you're outta there to the next of the search result. If you enter via a link on someone else's site, you'll look for three clicks, possibly more if the navigation is good and informative enough.

In short, most people navigate via search engines. Build your site for these, not testers entering your site via the front page. And, make sure your navigation is detailed, categories/sections well differentiated.


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Daily news items

SME workers 'barred from unions'
British labour laws unfairly prevent six million small business employees from joining trade unions, the Trades Union Congress (TUC) has claimed.

Chechnya suicide bomb on Russian commuter train
There were three women and a man in the group responsible for the blast. Two of the women jumped off the train just before the explosion. One of them [a woman] was injured and will not likely survive. The man died. He was carrying a grenade attached to his legs. The organisers of this crime wanted him to die.

Lancet calls for tobacco ban to save thousands of lives
The tobacco lobby said it revealed the "true voice of the rabid anti-smoking zealot." In an editorial headlined "How do you sleep at night, Mr Blair?", The Lancet says a ban on smoking in public would be a start but that it is "missing the point." The availability and acceptability of smoking is far more significant. A ban on tobacco would save the lives of hundreds of thousands of people.


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05 December 2003   

 

Tapestry - Your Favourite Comics by RSS

This is a neat idea, I've tried it out for a few days now. Looks good, though I'm not into comics much, I'd prefer it if Steve Bell were there too.1205stevebell512.jpg


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Every Playboy cover!

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Here's my birthdate cover :-)

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And Amanda's.

I far prefer the 70s style, myself. Anyway, a wonderful resource for us graphic designers. Love some of the graphic covers. [Via metafilter]


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MIT: Getting Started with Weblogs

"What are weblogs? How are they different from ordinary home pages? Should I write a weblog? How do I get started? In this workshop, we will introduce weblogs and attempt to answer these questions. We'll present a simple definition, survey a variety of popular weblogs and weblog writing styles, help you set up your own MIT weblog at http://weblogs.mit.edu/ and write your first post, and demonstrate how a news aggregator works."

A free weblog for every MIT student. Damn the US is running away with this.


1464 Also posted to: cyberSaps . At: 10:27:05 AM  . .
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Daily news items

Non smoking in China More than a quarter of China's 1.2 billion population are smokers.
Among adult men, where the rate is about 65%, it is almost a social necessity. Offering a cigarette is a common part of any greeting between males
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I've been non smoking for 167 days 13 hours 29 minutes and still eating much to compensate the cravings.

US man has IT company logo tattooed on head For the next five years a 22-year-old man from Illinois will roam the States with a five-inch CI Host tattoo on the back of his head, handing out business cards and flyers.

e-Minister will make every public library a Wi-Fi hotspot Libraries are particularly well-placed to engage hard-to-reach groups and to help address social exclusion.

Asda to replace sweets with fruit at checkouts Initially, single portions of fruit and other healthier snacks will be placed only at three in 20 checkouts.
Disappointed! I thought for a second that Asda was thinking further than profits. Anyway, if they did do this in a big way they could carry the impression that they are the healthy alternative - that's got to be a bigger boost to profits.

Scientists' big find Colymbosathon ecplecticos - Greek for "amazing swimmer with a large penis" - is the latest find from an "undisclosed" location from the Silurian period.

2nd autopsy on Cincinnati man planned Jones would have been more likely to survive the struggle [with cops] had he not had an enlarged heart, been obese and had cocaine, PCP and methanol in his blood.

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Michael Jackson Aging This is how he would have looked now, if it wasn't for his surgery.


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Lindsay's Highest quality books, new and old, for experimenters, inventors, tinkerers, mad scientists, and a very few normal people.


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04 December 2003   

 

Esme has fun coming home from school

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Some one asked me, "what would make you smile today?" I didn't have much of an answer.
Later, I had to pick Esme up from school. We walked, for a change. On the way out, Esme said hello to a few friends. Like, 8 of them. And as we walked in the same direction and they were running, Esme ran with them too. It reminded me of wild horses, running for the fun of it.
And she laughed as she ran.

This grumpy person realised he had the widest grin on his face.


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Swording gooses

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I've cleared out the bread bin, and the leftovers from the car from last week's Feed the Duck Experience. And we have several different pile, more had I not thrown away the moldy ones. Bradley says, "Cor, it's like a bread shop."

As we walk down we are nearly mobbed by hungry geese. Bradley's brought his sword along for this very purpose. "I will sword them. I am brave of gooses."
Later, I'm the silly bugger who has to carry the sword all the way around the shops.

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Google changes anger web businesses

"Every month or so, Google makes changes to try to stop the cheating. This is called the Google Dance. And occasionally it carries out a fairly major overhaul. The latest happened in November and is known as the Florida Update. It's this which has caused the anger and bewilderment among web users."

I've noticed that there's far, far fewer pages returned when I search for "Steve Hooker" It used to return over 24,000 now it's just 7,400.

I think they're doing it for advert money, rather than to stop people cheating. After all they're the biggest and best but don't actually earn much out of searching. [Related:] How to profit from google ads


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Ringing tunes come to UK mobiles

"Instead of the usual "bring bring", its customers will be able to select hits from the likes of Kylie or Busted."

Costs a pound to sign up and £1.50 each tune. All this sounds quite expensive to me. But, I've never ever bought a ring tone, so I guess this isn't for me.


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Six New Species of Prehistoric Mammals Discovered in Africa

Discoveries offer new clues to the fate of Africa's mammals during the "dark period" in the interval between 32 million years ago and the time 8 million years later when the prehistoric continent known as Afro-Arabia began to connect with Eurasia.newTuskerThing.jpg


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Record industry bullies more people

"The RIAA said it planned to file another 41 lawsuits this week and would warn another 90 users that they may be sued"


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The 2003 Warblogger Awards

From the makers of Right Wing News (Conservative News and Views)

I'd forgotten that there were so many warblogs.


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Containing Floats

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"As powerful and useful as they are, floats can make for tricky layout tools. Chances are that you may have seen something like the situation shown in Figure 1, which is accomplished with just two div elements, each with a floated image inside it."

Dead useful this will be for me in a week or so. I've been trying to figure out how to add news items without the containing table, but all my efforts have resulted in over hanging images, just like their figure 1 (left).


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03 December 2003   

 

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I just found this in my archives.

Lest we forget, eh?

Take a close look at those people.

Wondering what happened to them?


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Triple Point Relies on Rss

"Like Triple Point, an increasing number of corporations are using RSS feeds as a way to distribute information internally and externally."

Cheap as chips. And as email become more and more useless, a great method of tuning into the hum of an organisation.


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Sexual spam could spark lawsuits

"On average, employees get 20 spam e-mails per day."

Via the BBC, they seem to be saying that about 2 emails a day are porno pictures. I guess that would be the same here. And they talk about staff leaving their email addresses all over the place.

Once the spammer's have you, there isn't much that can be done, other than Bayesian Filters but these take time to learn good stuff from bad, only a few days, but in a large org, it'll be down to the server admins to sort out. Easy for some spam, but hard for the cleverer spammer. And after all it's an arms race, you could never fully rid yourself of spam and still keep the false positives to zero. Once your address has been gobbled up, it's time to get another, and to use the already exposed address for pasting into website log in fields, and the other for using in the reply addresses for legitimate emails.

Careful management of the Bayesian Filters and rules in outlook routing emailing into different folders as well as the two addresses trick above is the method I'm using to stop the spam.

[Later:] and also by the BBC: Spammers use classic prose to defeat Bayesian filters.
It doesn't take long, does it?


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02 December 2003   

 

NEC's V601N: Japan's First TV Cell Phone

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And while I was at gizmodo I found this...
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Catch 'em young, toy picture phones

"Watch the tube (no pesky packet fees), grab screen shots and capture live video from broadcast programs, access TV guides via browser, and use it as a remote to control your karaoke machine."

I wonder what the BBC will do about the licence fees when these phones come out in the UK? {via gizmodo)



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How to Save the World

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"Radical Simplicity by Jim Merkel is a personal story followed by a detailed prescription. Merkel was a military engineer with a major defense contractor, but couldn't reconcile his job and lifetyle with his personal convictions. So he quit his job and systematically transformed his life to free himself and his family from the possessions that owned him, and the seductive tyranny of wage slavery."

I love this 'How to save the world' site. Always has hard to live with articles.


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Brad with umbrella in rain

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Squeak, squeak, says Bradley as he dashes through the rain to the Telford Shopping Centre. Bob the Builder umbrella flapping in the wind.


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Fay's bump, Sam and Sophie

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Peter the Guitars, with a guitar.

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Fay's bump. Coming soon, or else.

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From the left Sophie with broken hat, Sam, smiling as usual, Marcus, the new Richard and Amanda.


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A long, long, short visit to Toys R Us

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Chaos. I think we must have tested every bike, trike, scooter and even mini battery operated motorcycles.
Soon, Amanda is getting twitchy, she's followed around by Esme, who likes looking at the dolls and prams, but Bradley wants to look at the digger trucks.

No peace. No way we can get together to form a consensus on what toys, and decide that they'd be looking in the trolly anyway, so that would ruin the surprise. And our trolly keeps getting nicked.

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On the bus to Telford and Esme dancing

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Starts with a bus trip to Telford. We're waiting at the bus stop, I spot the bus and say to Bradley, "hold your hand out and say 'stop bus.'"
This he does, over and over again. Standing firm near the kerb, as slowly the bus pulls up right next to his out stretched arm.
He yelps, throws his arms in the air and starts dancing up and down, "I did it, I did it."

The bus driver smiles.

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They run up to the back of the bus, and have everybody in stitches, and I'm still negotiating with the driver.

Sitting at the back of the bus, Esme is wildly excited and it shows, while Bradley is excited but calm on the exterior, taking it all in.

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Before we left Amanda reminded Bradley to show us 'the Singing Men.' I had no idea what she meant, nor Esme.
Santa's Grotto in the middle of the town centre, has wobbling elves around the outside, and we pause to look. Bradley tells us something about 'the Singing Men.' Which we didn't hear. As I'm about to move off, he goes nuts, that we can't leave because of 'the Singing Men.' But we can't see what he means.

Suddenly, some music starts up, and two elves start to emerge from 'down the toy mine.'

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Lot's of dancing. Well, she did have ballet today (Saturday) and another exam tomorrow...

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But it is a lot of dancing, Esme.

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Yes, very good twirling.

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And sweet skipping too.

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Wonderful marching, Kitten.

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Good poise too.

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Esme took the picture, I'm knackered and watching all this dancing is making me more tired.

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Meanwhile Bradley stage left adds to the melee by blowing bubbles and making a sticky, slippery mess.

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And then wants me to help him read (upside down, of course.)

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He's looking at the map of Wonderland, the pay-to-get-in attraction at the bottom of Telford Town Park. Something about spending his birthday there, and some other trips that I think Amanda took him on.


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Esme studies pictures of Bradley being born

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It all started very innocently, as it always does. Esme looking at the pictures in this site, then she looks into the archives and...

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Spies a picture of Bradley at birth. Soon she's dug up one of her own as well, and notices that there's a heck of a lot more blood on her than there is on Bradley.

"Daddy...?"


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Amazon.co.uk: Books: Eats,Shoots and Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation

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"Eats,Shoots and Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation "

Guardian: The title derives from one of the book's numerous jokes: A panda goes into a bar, orders a sandwich, fires a gun and heads for the door. A shaken barman asks why. 'Look it up,' says the panda, throwing him a badly punctuated wildlife manual. The barman turns to the relevant page: 'Panda: Bear-like mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'

 

 

Asian pirates in Microsoft 'coup'

"Pirated versions of Microsoft's next generation computer operating system are on sale in Malaysia, more than a year before the official release date."

Pre alpha Longhorn, from October's developer conference.


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01 December 2003   

 

Kids say funny things

Just managed to put them into bed. Bradley sleeps on the bottom bunk, Es on top. We'd gone throught the traditional and customary arguments and sleeping positions. I'm laying next to Brad, he wants me to put my arm around for the usual cuddle, "sure I say, and do you know why?" He replies, "because you love me."

Esme moans from above, "doh, I don't get a cuddle no more." "Sorry I say, can't reach," and I try to get my arm stretched up, but only manage my hand over her bed. She grasps it, play acting, "oh thank you Daddy," and squeezes my hand and gives it a big kiss.

Bradley scoffs, "what she do? Kiss you hand, does she want to marry you!"

Where did he get the kiss and marriage thing from? I didn't even know he knew the word.


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