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Are ya ready kids? Aye, Aye captain! I can't heeeaaar yooouuu! AYE, AYE CAPTAIN! oooooooooooo......... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponge Bob Square Pants! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. Sponge Bob Square Pants! If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish. Sponge Bob Square Pants! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish. Sponge Bob Square Pants! Ready? Sponge Bob Square Pants, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Sponge Booob Square Paaants! Ah Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, Ha, hArgh wh..arire..Ha arrrigh.

Rap:
I used to be down with the late night hit
Started gettin' heavy when I really wasn't ready
Used my past to get in my mind
So I fell for your lies like all the time
I thought you were the shit to be playin' around
Call the police there's a mad girl in town
Couldn't get even here without a sound
It's not how I wanna get down, Yeah

Hook:
Might trick me once
I won't let you trick me twice
Might trick me once
I won't let you trick me twice, no
Might trick me once
I won't let you trick me twice
No, I won't let you trick me twice
No, I won't let you trick me twice

Cos I've paid my dues for all that I've done
And I showed you that I loved you more than once
There's nothing left there to decide

Ooh, Trick me I won't let you trick me twice
You might trick me once
I won't let me trick you twice
You might trick me once
No I won't let me trick you twice, no
You might trick me once
No I won't let me trick you twice

Outro: Whoa-o-o-o-o
Peace
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-o-o-o

Miss Frenchie - Fuck 'em Boyo "I was expecting a Punk number and ended up with Ska. I ended up getting into it and decided to make the most of it. Probably not the most technically challenging mix but it puts a smile on my face and I hope it makes you smile too."
This came in via a metafilter thread, and the rest of the boot leg album is quite good, a few stand out, and there's a few duff one. But Miss Frenchie is excellent, and if she gets the breaks will make it to No 1. If she gets the breaks. I think this is what she sings, most melodically and seductively during the one and a half minute wonder:
Sucking on my titties,
Like you wanted me,
Calling me,
All the time,
Like longing,
Check out my pussy,
Behind it's all over it's fine all over
Fuck the pain away, Fuck the pain away, Fuck the day away, Fuck the day away...