Personal Stuff: If you don't know me - GO AWAY!!!!
To see a larger version, just click on any picture. Full name: Stephen Michael Hooker, nicknames: Acw, Zok. Born in Aberdare, used to live in 46 Peasant View, Godreaman, Aberdare, Mid Glamorgan where my parents still live. Also used to live in Selbourne (Selborne) Street, Chuckery, Walsall. Bachelor of Arts (BA) Degree in Visual Communications from West Midlands College of Higher Education. Ran a business from The Custard Factory Digbeth.
"JAILER: We've-- we've got lumps of it 'round the back."
MR. BIG NOSE:
Who are you calling Jewish?! I'm not Jewish! I'm a Samaritan!
A Samaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section.
It doesn't matter! You're all going to die in a day or two.
It may not matter to you, Roman, but it certainly matters to us. Doesn't it, darling?
Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area.
Pharisees separate from Sadducees.
And Swedish separate from Welsh.
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
"SIMON: Don't you 'shhhh' me. Eighteen years of total silence, and you 'shhhh' me!
SIMON: I've kept my vow for eighteen years. Not a single, recognisable, articulate sound has passed my lips.
BRIAN: Oh, please. Could you be quiet for another five minutes?
SIMON: Oh, it doesn't matter now. I might as well enjoy myself. The times in the last eighteen years I've wanted to shout and sing and...
SIMON: ...scream my name out! Oh, I'm alive!
SIMON: Hava Nagila!
SIMON: Hava Nagila! Hava Nagila, ha ha ha! Look out. Oh, I'm alive! I'm alive! Hello birds! Hello trees! I'm alive! Get off. I'm alive! Hava Nagila. Hava n'ra n'--"
"MATTHIAS: My legs are old and bent. My ears are grizzled. Yes?
CENTURION: There's one place we didn't look. Guards!
MATTHIAS: I'm just a poor old man.
clomp clomp clomp...
My eyesight is bad. My eyes are poor. My nose is knackered."
"BLOOD & THUNDER PROPHET: ...And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah..."
"CAMPAIGN FOR FREE GALILEE:
Shhh! Shh. Shhh. Shh.
Campaign for Free Galilee.
What's your group doing here?
We're going to kidnap Pilate's wife, take her back, issue demands.
So are we.
That's our plan!
The Welsh accent always has me in stiches. Valley Boy. Who was Deadly Dirk? Turns out to be John Cleese.